I hate cramps!
Jul. 30th, 2004 09:36 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
onceuponajanuarySo, yeah. My uterus is punishing me for not getting pregnant.
I suppose this explains a lot of things, actually. Ranting over OCD is a pretty common premenstrual pastime of mine. The problem is that they come with anywhere from two weeks to a month and a half in between, so I can't really track them. Ironically, I was wearing black panties last night, so when I woke up I thought it was gas. How many times can I do that before I see the light?
At least I know some freaky clone of myself isn't growing in my belly. Not that it wouldn't be cool, but I'm not ready to raise myself.
The other good thing is that I don't have to go anywhere or do anything until I can take the heating pad off my belly, which won't be for a bit, I reckon. I'll also get out of swimming in my friend's pool (because I hate using tampons unless I absolutely have to), which is good. God may have messed up when he made the female reproductive system, but at least he provides us with perks.
Oh, and we don't get jock itch. ;-)
I suppose this explains a lot of things, actually. Ranting over OCD is a pretty common premenstrual pastime of mine. The problem is that they come with anywhere from two weeks to a month and a half in between, so I can't really track them. Ironically, I was wearing black panties last night, so when I woke up I thought it was gas. How many times can I do that before I see the light?
At least I know some freaky clone of myself isn't growing in my belly. Not that it wouldn't be cool, but I'm not ready to raise myself.
The other good thing is that I don't have to go anywhere or do anything until I can take the heating pad off my belly, which won't be for a bit, I reckon. I'll also get out of swimming in my friend's pool (because I hate using tampons unless I absolutely have to), which is good. God may have messed up when he made the female reproductive system, but at least he provides us with perks.
Oh, and we don't get jock itch. ;-)
