I feel as though I need to apologize for this.
You see, I have a shameful habit of reading smutfic while high. Bad smutfic, because try as I might I cannot seem to do anything in a serious manner while high, including be horny. And given that I have a few days off right now, I've been high maybe 46 of the last 48 hours. Unfortunately for me, there is only one story in the Le Chevalier D'Eon section, and it is this:
A Knight and His KingThe rest of this review will get progressively worse, so I'm just gonna cut it off now.
( nonononono )