DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME.

An announcement to everyone who knows me in person, including well-intentioned relatives:

I DON'T LIKE BEING TOUCHED.

I DO NOT LIKE IT AT ALL. IT FEELS LIKE BEING RAPED.

UNLESS I AM OBVIOUSLY RECEPTIVE TO IT, YOU. DO. NOT. TOUCH. ME. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR EXCUSE IS, IT'S PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF.