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I had a dream last night that [livejournal.com profile] sunseth 's girlfriend had been kidnapped by Scientologists.

Wat.
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I was pregnant, fifteen times over.
Read more... )

And then I woke up to another bout of vomiting and this lovely news from Utah.
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I don't think I've ever thrown up so much in my life as I did yesterday.

I'm gonna lie here on the couch until I feel better.

ALSO

Feb. 20th, 2010 01:58 pm
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I CAN'T GET THIS FUCKING SONG OUT OF MY HEAD SO NOW YOU ALL MUST SUFFER
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My mother completely ruined my father's iPod and I can't do anything about it without being there physically.

FML.

A haiku:

Jan. 24th, 2010 01:44 pm
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bleeding from inside
stupid crampy uterus
ow ow ow ow ow
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So it's over.

Can't believe Massachusetts would vote for a fucking Republican.
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So I apologize for the outpouring of emo in the following entry, but I'm really just tired of feeling like I don't belong... anywhere.

Warning: Behind this cut is a frank discussion of sexuality, gender identity, and other strange issues that some of you might rather not be privy to. Feel free to skip this post if you would rather not see this content. I won't get mad. Honest.

Abandon hope, all ye who enter here... )

So I'm sorry for ranting about all this (as if it isn't already a commonplace enough event) and for subjecting you fine ladies and gentlemen to my whining. It feels better to get all this out, in any event. Thanks for listening, and feel free to leave your thoughts/comments/pointing and laughing.
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Today, I am twenty. One year too young to buy beer, but two years old enough to serve in the military, buy porn and smoke.

Why do I feel so old?
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Well, it's December 31st, the moon is full, and I'm drunk. Sounds like a perfect night to me.

Happy new year, bitches.
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Two posts in one day? OMGWTFBBQ

Actually, I'm just bored and posting a meme. Ganked from my friend Jac's deviantArt, but I'm posting it here because... I don't know.

RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5. Put this on your journal.

Here be meme. )
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1. I can and will cry over my favorite characters turning evil.

2. I have a big butt.

Thank you for listening.
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I thought my f-list, especially those of you who understand written Japanese or Chinese, would enjoy this website.

http://www.hanzismatter.com/

Read 'em and weep, fellas.
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Mostly ups this time, oddly enough.

I'm declaring my major next semester. Comp Sci, babycakes. I get to learn to be a 133t haxxor and all that stuff. Hopefully, assuming I don't completely run out of money by the time I graduate, I can go to med school and have a career in medical technologies. If I do completely run out of money, well, there's always a an internship.

I built a sawhorse yesterday. Now that was an experience. I'm working on the set for the school's next play, see, only before they can actually work on the set they need new sawhorses, so I and another girl are charged with building them. It took me three hours, but one sawhorse is completed. It would have been faster if I hadn't kept putting the hinges on backward.

I have no idea how to do this calculus problem. And my back hurts so I don't think I'll bother.

Tonight is Spa Night at the art museum. I think I shall procure a $2 massage for myself. Maybe eyebrow waxing too.

In conclusion, to someone on my friends list (you'll know who you are, because you were the one who first showed me this): why is the PV for Garnet so fucking awesome?
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TOO MUCH MENTHOL IS BAD FOR YOUR STOMACH

thanks I'll be going back to hacking up a lung now
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Computer crashed. Had to reinstall from backup.

All my files are gone. Luckily a fair amount of them are online/not that important anyway, so it's not a total loss.

Will clarify later when I'm not so frigging tired.

I'm going to take two or three Benadryl and go to sleep now.
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So I moved back to school on Monday, and I have issues settling into new places, so I of course clung to mindless Internet diversions as a way to distract myself from the overall weirdness of living in a dorm room again. While cruising the Web for new and interesting ways to waste time, I stumbled upon Dressupgames.com. "Great!" I thought to myself. "What better way to kill time than by dressing and undressing some naked broad in a variety of tasteful outfits?" So I clicked--an action I now deeply regret--and was off.

On my travels through the site, I realized something. Something awful.

Most dressup games are horrible, horrible things.

Naturally, I had to share my pain with someone, so I thought I'd do a feature comparing three random games out of the variety I played. The games will be rated on overall design and clothing selection, as well as... other factors. Warning: this post is image-heavy, and many of the images may not be to your specific taste. Click on the cut at your own risk.

The Great Dressup Game Shootout )
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Am I the only one who doesn't want to RP with people who can't spell or punctuate correctly?
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Dear self,

Do NOT attempt to go off your medication again. Do NOT. No, I don't care if you already forgot to take it yesterday so what's one more day. You are getting anxious and depressed again, and those two feelings in combination make you rage uncontrollably at everyone around you. Nobody wants to talk to you when you're like this. It's uncomfortable to talk to someone with rabies.

Three pills, once a day. EVERY day. That's not so hard, is it? You certainly freak out if you don't have your birth control pills every day.

In conclusion, STOP BEING A FAG.

Love,
You
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