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2011-10-10 07:15 pm
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A Knight and His King: Chapter pleasemakeitstop

As you could probably guess from the title, I will be continuing to spork "A Knight and His King" today. As usual, this is very NSFW.

the goggles, they do nothing )
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2011-10-09 09:00 pm
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This time, From The Bowels of AdultFanFiction.Net

I feel as though I need to apologize for this.

You see, I have a shameful habit of reading smutfic while high. Bad smutfic, because try as I might I cannot seem to do anything in a serious manner while high, including be horny. And given that I have a few days off right now, I've been high maybe 46 of the last 48 hours. Unfortunately for me, there is only one story in the Le Chevalier D'Eon section, and it is this:

A Knight and His King

The rest of this review will get progressively worse, so I'm just gonna cut it off now.

nonononono )

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2011-06-23 07:00 pm

In keeping with my recent rant about gender issues...

...over at the Angerbox, I'm going to completely ignore everything I just said and make this possibly offensive comment:


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2011-01-24 05:15 pm
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So I had a dream that [livejournal.com profile] odangoatama and I were in nursing school together, or something, and we were practicing drawing blood from each other, only she screwed up and injected an entire hypodermic needle full of air into my vein. Nobody seemed too concerned, despite the fact that injecting enough air into a person can LITERALLY KILL THEM. Also, I distinctly remember being able to feel the needle prick, rendering the common folk wisdom that "you can't feel pain in your dreams" moot.

I've just... stopped asking questions at this point. It really doesn't help anymore.
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2010-11-21 04:47 pm
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(no subject)

So last night I had a dream that I was watching Venus set over some sort of industrial junkyard full of abandoned train cars in various states of disrepair.

Why do my dreams always get so weird when I'm stressed out?
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2010-10-22 12:46 pm
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I... I don't even know anymore.

So the left side of my jaw has been feeling really stiff for the past few days. Last night I looked at the back of my mouth, and I can see at least one of my wisdom teeth on that side trying to erupt.

In other words, I grew a tooth and didn't notice.

WTF, mouth.
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2010-09-18 12:36 am
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And now a brief rant on something entirely unrelated.

While watching Digimon:

"You gotta ship the kids with their little monster things."

No. Just no. What the FUCK is wrong with you for even thinking that. The protagonists of Digimon are between 6 and 11, for starters, so even if you were shipping them with each other you'd be a disgusting fucking pedophile. Throwing the actual Digimon into it just makes it... I don't know whether you can even call it bestiality because they're not animals, they're "digital monsters." It's something that should not come into the mind of any normal person, is what it is. Literally, if you ship any of the Digidestined with their Digimon, you are a fucking revolting human being and I want nothing to do with you. I don't even want you near me, you sick fuck. The fact that you think anyone wants you here just boggles my mind. We don't. We're just too nice to actually evict you because the administration already doesn't like us.

Between that and your near-CONSTANT screaming about yaoi, you are making me consider leaving Bellatrix. Good job, you disgusting twat.
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2010-09-17 06:45 pm

Because it makes me happy...

I'm posting this: http://azureflame.wordpress.com/category/parodies/complete/le-chevalier-deon/

It starts at the end, so you'll have to browse back to the beginning to read them in order, but yeah. Even if you've never seen the series it's fucking hilarious.
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2010-09-09 02:52 pm


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2010-03-02 03:00 pm
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I don't even know how to explain this.

I had a dream last night that [livejournal.com profile] sunseth 's girlfriend had been kidnapped by Scientologists.

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2010-02-26 11:36 am
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Fever dream

I was pregnant, fifteen times over.
Read more... )

And then I woke up to another bout of vomiting and this lovely news from Utah.
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2009-12-28 03:05 pm
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I just finished Chevalier d'Eon.

Excuse me for a moment.